Johnny Depp visited a nude beach in southern Spain last week, and he was wearing...
Swim shorts.
The star of Sweeney Todd apparently thought it was prudent to wear his shorts despite the signs at the nude beach (in multiple languages) stating that No Clothes are Allowed).
Think of all the disappointed women out there.
The actor later had a private party on his yacht with a group of young bikini fashion models. Paparazzi claim his guests also included Katie Holmes, Victoria Beckham, Rachel Bilson, Hayden Panettiere and Kate Hudson.
Celebrity watchers have been trying to catch Johnny Depp in the buff for years so this sudden excursion to a nude beach seemed like the final opportunity.
But alas all the got was sand and some blurry photos.
Shown here are some much better photos of Johnny Depp in a pool and on his yacht. Perhaps he is a never-nude?
We'd like to recommend that Johnny Depp immediately start taking more movie roles that portray himself in the buff. The world needs to see what he's packing under those baggy shorts of his.
I just hope we aren't all disappointed.
