True Story:
Canadian artist Charles Moffat doesn't do commissions, but that didn't stop Drew Barrymore from getting the hot artist from painting her portrait. Charles Moffat is much sought after as a portrait painter, already famous for works like "Blue Lilith" and "United States Censorship".
Moffat was in New York City last week when he was spotted by a number of shopping celebrities, including Drew Barrymore, and they followed him, trying to convince the artist to paint their portraits.
In a moment of desperation Moffat hid inside a Starbucks and went to use the men's washroom. This did not deter Drew Barrymore however who followed Moffat into the washroom, and lucky for Moffat she did.
The stall Moffat had chosen had run out of toilet paper. After much negotiation, Moffat agreed to paint Drew Barrymore's portrait if she would be so kind as to fetch him some toilet paper.
Funny story, no? The best ones are always true.
