Sarah Polley arrested for armed robbery and murder


Yesterday: Canadian actress/movie director Sarah Polley walked into a Bank of Montreal on Bay Street, Toronto and demanded money, threatening to start shooting people. The actress made no attempt to cover her face or disguise her voice.

Two security guards tried to negotiate with Sarah Polley, who appeared to be irate at the flop of her latest movie "Away from Her". Not to be bargained with, Sarah Polley shot both of the security guards in the balls and walked away with 4 money bags full of loonies.

Outside the bank Toronto's emergency response team sniper squad took up position. Taking one of the tellers hostage, Polley used the hostage as a body shield as she made her way north on Bay Street. Officers shot Sarah Polley in the leg several times, but she still managed to shoot three officers and her hostage in the head before being arrested and handcuffed.

Officers at the scene noted that Sarah Polley has surprisingly good aim and was packing a .357 Magnum. Officers tackled her while she was trying to reload the six-shooter.

Since then officers have confirmed that the handgun was smuggled into Canada from the United States.

Bail for Sarah Polley has been set for $1 million loonies (The loonie is a Canadian currency named after Canada's National Duck.)

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